Episode 94: The Best Wordle Ever

In this episode: Unbridled enthusiasm, an international word sensation, muffs, magic vitamins, two best things, a life changing hairbrush, symptoms may include, a very strange addiction, binaca redux, dumb mirrors, McDonald’s Sprite, Wordle, should have vs. should of, Today in Yiddish, a great migration, risqué municipalities, science news, disappointing desserts, RHOM, RHONY ASMR, Sister Wives, Josh’s face, the Best Quiz Show Ever, Uff-da Records, and local gnome drama.





Episode 93: The Best Jordan Ever

In this episode: Daylight 365, party of the century, DJ Mad Marj, 70s bling, the importance of a theme, dancing all night, a friendly face, e-gaslighting, teacher murder, termite drama & giant spiders, a very special lobster, friendly faces, remarkable odds, washing balls, strange fast food & vodka bedfellows, unexpected and delicious side dishes, the return of Pop! disappointing desserts, Today in Yiddish, The Bachelorette, not 1991, the moment we’ve all been waiting for on RHOSLC, a very important DCCMTT update, another quiz Danielle fails, and local burning drama.



Episode 92: The Best Band-Aid Ever

In this episode: Overdue accolades, Tiger King Unleashed, sleuthing in Aruba, a brush with reality fame, very clever marketing, disappointing whipped cream, Real Housewives news, cheerleaders, bald faces lies, Matt Goetz + Dilbert, an absurd disappearance, soaking, Delta does not play, important beverage news, Today and all the days in Yiddish, a terrible broadway show, no hormones(!), baby goat Danielle, Amy’s cachoink, and local turkey drama.





Episode 91: The Best Cachoink Ever

In this episode: Overdue accolades, Tiger King Unleashed, sleuthing in Aruba, a brush with reality fame, very clever marketing, disappointing whipped cream, Real Housewives news, cheerleaders, bald faces lies, Matt Goetz + Dilbert, an absurd disappearance, soaking, Delta does not play, important beverage news, Today and all the days in Yiddish, a terrible broadway show, no hormones(!), baby goat Danielle, Amy’s cachoink, and local turkey drama.





Episode 90: The Best Dickey Ever

In this episode: Hugging again, wearing a cloud redux, dickeys, acceptable sweat, close-talking, generational placemat dislike, rigmarole, Today in Yiddish, cicada shenanigans, to sea in a sieve, dumb colors, offensive almonds, bespoke identical clothing, Extreme Sisters, the Circle, #RHOBH, Dorit’s big lie, messy below deck, Iowa, a brand new show, art imitating life, local drama, olgadiesdreaming.com and our interview with the best planner-turned-writer ever, Xochitl Gonzalez!



Episode 89: The Best Pang Pang Ever

In this episode: A burrata journey, work travel, college baseball, beat boxing with the disco three, nail dust, annoying Evites, calamities, non-words, group texts, Today in Yiddish, a mohawk record, 15,000 bees, all politics is local, a NSW drone, the scourge of baked raisins, #RHOBH, the extreme pang pang sisters, the Housewife and the Hustler, the gift of Kathy Hilton, a round of quick fire questions, pig-positivity, and local lake drama.



Episode 88: The Best Heist Ever

In this episode: Hibachi discounts, the opposite of fan mail, cards, priceless art, chicken wings, who’s a good boy, sports news, the purrrrrfect currency, a Chicago trifecta, disappointing desserts, the return of #hashtag, extreme sisters, #rhonj, getting called out, local drama, sharing the mic, carpe diem, Oprah’s admiration, and the best on air lifestyle expert, author, connector, and life coach ever, Jasmine Stringer!



Episode 87: The Best é Ever

In this episode: A mistaken ice cream, caffeine joy, candy controversy, hootsfa, #RHONJ, #RHOD, #RHONY, #extremesisters, silky pockets of joy, tongue, inflammation, listening in double time, deep seated confusion, getting up for grabs, a pretty good facelift, a mysterious allergy, Today in Yiddish, foraging, a million dollar idea, a generous 18 year old, an unidentified cat, yawn science, offensive candy, pronouncing Khloé, Snagglepuss the fancy lion, local drama, extreme multitasking, Billy Porter crushing, and the best celebrity event planner ever, Mindy Weiss!

Episode 86: The Best Prodigal Ever

In this episode: league play, draft fun facts, water highs and lows, pet talent, disappointing ice cream, Yiddish revisited, that’s not what prodigal means, worry-free for more than a century, a critical shortage, the magic of lutefisk, same same, naughty voiceovers, college year lies, a beautiful Ojai sisterhood, and our interview with the best former-Hollywood-assistant-voiceover-artist-design-stager-author ever, Lila Glasoe Francese.

Episode 85: The Best Goat Ever

In this episode: In this episode: reliving the 80s, Fantastik is fantastic! Officially the worst word, lame Oscars, glue accidents, incipient vs. insipid, very confusing Yiddish, disappointing desserts, FBI secrets for making friends, a virtual defendant, garage sale gold, being counted, #RHOD, Extreme Sisters, murder mystery hosts, Twinsburg twins return, vacuuming in unison, Orlando or bust, Hopkins trivia, and local goat drama.



Episode 84: The Best Orbisculation Ever

In this episode: cicadas in love, fur art, the best broth ever, disappointing cake, justice at last, Today in Yiddish, Christopher Meloni, orbisculation, the Hyperbole bump, blemishes, broth, Darius the rabbit, lego thievery, 90 Day Fiancé, Stephanie’s own tell-all, #RHOD, brushes with fame, crazy classes, and our interview with the best movie star ever, Mark Povinelli!

Episode 83: The Best Essay Ever

In this episode: iconic tracksuits, a curious lizard, remarkable oranges, the best basketball players ever, awkward dancing, the jucy lucy—yes, that’s how it’s spelled—lizard encounters, precocious motorists, not the seven wonders of the world, #RHOSLC, undignified press releases, local drama, the saddest wedding in history, etymology vs. entomology, terribly disappointing muffins, therapy, Yiddish takes over the world, a cereal box record, big foot drama, 90 Day Fiancé, for the love of God please stop gender reveals, #RHOD, a surprisingly deep discussion about depression and illness, and our interview with the best unemployed writer ever, Liz Welle!

Episode 82: The Best Bookstore Ever

In this episode: an international roundup, perfect lighting, a day for nougat, music tracks, Today in Yiddish, gasconade, a border battle, donut incentives, very overdue, the magic of bookstores, reliving the beginning, #sisterwives, #90dayfiance, #RHONJ, taglines, quarantined in Serbia, marzipan, fake French accents, next in fashion, dating while fishing, snowplow naming, terrible choices, local drama, and our interview with the best fashion and style curator ever, Lizzie Tisch!

Episode 81: The Best Gin Ever

In this episode: sheet pan dining and consequent controversy, Tootsie Rolls, a public service announcement, Venus thin skin, conservatorships, terroir, today in Yiddish, disappointing desserts, Wendy Williams’ awkward moment, a bus mystery solved, lottery ticket rediscovery, another world record Amy did not win, royal news, RHONJ, 90 Day Fiancé, RHOD, housewife shields, the most balanced sugar, organic growth, local hockey mom drama, and our interview with the best gin maker ever, 100 Mill St Gin’s Peter Connor.




Episode 80: The Best Deodorant Ever

In this episode: Sweatsuit shaming, Ouch—that’s my kidney! Certified freak, the best deodorant ever, Southern Charm, swearing for health, modern spacing, Today in Yiddish, cannolis are weird, trust accounts, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, snowy owls, a very hot pepper record, Bigfoot hunting season, veeps, an Adderall, theory, an unexpected shaman, Bling Empire, a shameful Minnesota church, and The Best Quiz Show Ever!




Episode 79: The Best Clerk Ever

In this episode: The return of Bigfoot, charcuterie chalets, Amy in the national spotlight, fudge failure, it’s chip-ote-lay, stanning stuff, nomophobia, sober-curiosity, new books, enough Yiddish for a month, an Oregon big cat, the quest for a new world record, disappointing desserts, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Making the Team, #RHOSLC, Oklahoma, civil rights, the Supreme Court, and our interview with the most amazing former Justice Department attorney, presidential library general counsel, and Supreme Court clerk ever, Tobi Young.

Episode 78: The Best Pajamas Ever

In this episode: standard time, Amy has Covid, voting, blood typing, amazing pajamas, extreme caution, the worst phrase ever, schadenfreude, Today in Yiddish, Snapple snippets, cat lovers, Covid-related delirium, adult Play-Doh, Crockstars and slow cook snobbery, murder hornets, hyperbole undercover, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, intergenerational marriage, Meredith’s fabulous son, an off-center logo, annoying Andy Cohen on the first try, a Howard Hughes’ surprise, ridiculous breakfast expectations, espresso martinis on Below Deck, The Best Quiz Show Ever, the tragedy of the Edmond Fitzgerald, non-recent (and not even very local) local drama.





Episode 77: The Best Hair Band Ever

In this episode: Slow talking, Bar Mitzvah candy, heavenly hunks, herds of bad names, enormity vs. enormous, Today in Yiddish, time flying, gigantic produce, Swiss Zugar Kirschtorte, the Real Housewives of Orange County, matte bottles, housewives Gucci belts, statement necklaces, janky Bravolebrity businesses, Darcey & Stacey, The Best Guest-Authored Quiz Show Ever, and special guest Dan Rooney with non-recent riveting local drama.





Episode 76: The Best Emmy Ever

In this episode: Fraternizing in Indiana, friend pride for Andrij, J.J. Fad, Amy raps very slowly, embarrassing Covid workouts, we are in daylight saving time for the love of God, transparent public restrooms, a zombie storm, a flight to nowhere, Amy comes into the light, #RHOBH, #RHOP, Today in Yiddish, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local fire pit drama.



Episode 75: The Best Ethical Non-Monogamy Ever

In this episode: Happily ever after, anti-Libertarian bats, super-terrific-fantastic-neatness, strange Dancing with the Stars choices, the tattooed ladies of Selling Sunset, important twin news, myself vs. me, Today in Yiddish, a massive diamond from a landlocked kingdom, a 20 year old woman found alive, insidious waterproof mascara, teensy tiny gourmet meals, more real housewives than you can shake a stick at, local stink drama, and Polyamory Part 2 with Matt Blum and Katy Kessler!