In this episode: The Louisiana Purchase, quite a time capsule, teeth treasures, half birthdays, Shein hauls, underwire challenges, progeny vs. prodigy vs. prodigal vs. protégé, Today in Yiddish, the vast vegan cabal, news of all stripes, Mona Lisa on the move, science news, whale evolution, royal jam news, an amazing draft, edge branding, best names, thirsty girlfriends, national treasure Phaedra Parks, FlipPhone, talking behind Carla Vernón's back, Mother Of, chic dresses, Next on TLC, Not as Advertised, 26 oz. Sisters, siren testing, the glamorous but cutthroat world of hobby horsing. Padma's comedy sojourn, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, and our interview with the best Shop Girl, Business Magazine Editor and Dress Aficionado Ever, Ali Kaplan!