In this episode: Extremely relaxed room service, an Oprah disappointment, anti-friction, Law & Order marathons with very busy and important witnesses, accidental shipments, searching for the initials BTA!, vagina candles, the right way to borrow, Today in Yiddish, a nude fundraiser, trial by combat, new spelling bee rules, asparagus fortune tellers, Royal News, a champagne crisis on the Bachelor, Janice Dickinson's new face, Below Deck's very kissy guest, Alaskan Bush People, Local Drama, and Hyperbole's first ever return guest: the gorgeous and amazing Editor in Chief of Twin Cities Business magazine, Ali Kaplan!