In this episode: Underpromising, scam update, apostrophe catastrophe on the ballot, humble people, cool kids, camo, scrub daddy, picklers, Gifted Aunt Janice, no feet in the kitchen, dinking, not sharing the spotlight, then vs than, Kum & Go news, DNA solves a 1989 hit & run, important Pakistan gold medalist news, milking buffaloes, stitches in time, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, land lines, local menopause drama, and The Best 1980s Quiz Show Ever.