In this episode: a gentle holiday card reminder, marvelous Jones Road, kicking xmas ass, calling out the real worst thing ever, abolishing morality police, turkey news, rat czars, vague posting, inchoate, a macaroni impossibility, happy twins news, #RHOP Twitter drama, #belowdeck #90DayFiance #RHOSLC and Spotify shade, local One Chip Challenge drama, Moonshiners, and our interview with our favorite 100 Mill Street Gin owner Peter Connor, and the Best Distiller Ever, Erin Dosh!