In this episode: Succession, a real obituary, cheese coin addiction, the magic and drama of spring, Sanditon panic, delayed cringe, wow! what a good idea, petrichor--again!, yay vs. yeah, Today in Yiddish, pufferfish deaths, gentle listeners, snake-on-a-plane news, important Ryan news, fast food layoffs, a financial dominatrixes, the most gorgeous housewife, Austen's charisma, Ciara, Kenya Moore's charm, Mih-ins, an impossible shag / marry / kill, avoiding Sonja, Lindsay Hubbard, Tom Schwartz, favorites turned worst, Melissa vs. Teresa, Bethenny on TikTok, English reality TV, gone too soon, housewives is not a zero-sum game, local ponzi scheme drama, and our interview with the best reality TV recapper and writer, Dame Brian Moylan!