In this episode: upgrades, fancy chilling, puzzles, heels, silent Ts, private TikToks, Texas Independence, me vs. myself, krankenschvesters, Today in Yiddish, prize, prise, pries, sleep and cheese, presumptive death news x 2, a shameful weinermobile and other theft, Peep origins, attempted cheesecake murder, Extreme Sisters, triplet newcomers, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, a silly holiday, Mount Rushmore fun facts, and local rental drama.