In this episode: The very best Olympic coverage, follow-up enthusiasm, streaming plus, fake heiresses, the dangers of peroxide, the dumb pie dress trend, sheer vs. shear, Today in Yiddish, vorts, Dutch, Razzlekhan, and the biggest seizure ever, teen Marvel inspiration, an audacious woolly mammoth plan, a nasty Haart divorce, adding a K, unsexyness on RHOSLC, theming out RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beet drama.