Episode 114: The Best Housewives Ever

In this episode: Succession, a real obituary, cheese coin addiction, the magic and drama of spring, Sanditon panic, delayed cringe, wow! what a good idea, petrichor--again!, yay vs. yeah, Today in Yiddish, pufferfish deaths, gentle listeners, snake-on-a-plane news, important Ryan news, fast food layoffs, a financial dominatrixes, the most gorgeous housewife, Austen's charisma, Ciara, Kenya Moore's charm, Mih-ins, an impossible shag / marry / kill, avoiding Sonja, Lindsay Hubbard, Tom Schwartz, favorites turned worst, Melissa vs. Teresa, Bethenny on TikTok, English reality TV, gone too soon, housewives is not a zero-sum game, local ponzi scheme drama,  and our interview with the best reality TV recapper and writer, Dame Brian Moylan! 

Episode 113: The Best Malingering Ever

In this episode: Spring break, marvelous whales, Calvin's note, #RHONJ, bumping Amy, gestures, Ritz in strange places, malingering, Top Chef mistakes, traveling snakes, Today in Yiddish, hair stories, mysterious gloves, Gwyneth's attorneys, Vanderpump Rules, Seeking Brother Husband, local NextDoor drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever! 


Episode 112: The Best Hubris Ever

In this episode: Marriott coming into the 20th century. Yes, the 20th. Ew and yuck: six degrees of separation with the dumbest show, a best and worst thing one and the same, AirTags, adult beauty pageants, pet names and murder, Raquel ages out, Today in Yiddish, hubris, Alex Murdaugh insiders, breaking Branson news, fancy tractors, a found person!, redheads running, not a doping scandal, Vanderpump dingdongs, #extremesisters, Who knew!, vocal fry, a rilly big dill, local drive thru drama, and the Best Quiz Show Ever!


Episode 111: The Best Aioli Ever

In this episode: Smear Guard technology, study strategies, garlic aioli magic, dumb garlic, Alex Murdaugh, a weather fail, abhorrent vs. aberrant, Today in Yiddish, the return of #hashtag, beware of people who think they're the smartest person in the room, Foghorn Leghorn, lengthy explanations, terrible impersonations, not chicken nuggets, DNA news, a public service announcement, and our interview with the Best James Beard Nominated and unique Hmong chef and star of the new TV show "Feral," Chef Yia Vang! 

Episode 110: The Best Mozzarella Ever

In this episode: fancy chilling, puzzles, heels, silent Ts, private TikToks, Texas Independence, me vs. myself, krankenschvesters, Today in Yiddish, prize, prise, pries, sleep and cheese, presumptive death news x 2, a shameful weinermobile and other theft, Peep origins, attempted cheesecake murder, Extreme Sisters, triplet newcomers, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, a silly holiday, Mount Rushmore fun facts, and local rental drama.

Episode 109: The Best DATELINE Ever

In this episode: a husband calling competition, a hair purpose, Dateline, doggie paws, dumb sweatpants, bubbe meises, cheugy, ironic fraud, a very fancy flight attendant, missing snake found, science news, gas stove asthma, MILF subjectivity, #TheTraitors, the most overrated housewife, too many K names, Just Wondering, your bucket list, a curious dinosaur park, a wooly festival, a clever drug crime, The Best Quiz Show ever, dog news, and local drama. 


Episode 108: The Best MILF Ever

In this episode: marvelous arugula, trendy glasses, braggy Christmas cards, Amy(!) meditating, MILF manor and the evolution of the learning channel, leg swingers, serial killers, lugubrious people are not loquacious, Scooby Don't, Today in Yiddish, bluffing, lying about everything, resumé embellishment, bullying your own child, strange auditions, science news, identical twinning on tests, decillions, #TheChallenge, #RHOM and Lenny the tool, buh bye Rinna, Jen Shah sentencing, airport answers, sewer explorers, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local drama. 

Episode 107: The Best Distiller Ever

In this episode: a gentle holiday card reminder, marvelous Jones Road, kicking xmas ass, calling out the real worst thing ever, abolishing morality police, turkey news, rat czars, vague posting, inchoate, a macaroni impossibility, happy twins news, #RHOP Twitter drama, #belowdeck #90DayFiance #RHOSLC and Spotify shade, local One Chip Challenge drama, Moonshiners, and our interview with our favorite 100 Mill Street Gin owner Peter Connor, and the Best Distiller Ever, Erin Dosh!

Episode 106: The Best Constitution Ever

In this episode: Long prison sentences, controversial celebrities, Newport, escalator etiquette, Iran, rude travelers, one and the same, a terrible Scooby impression, Today in Yiddish, duo world records, Big Foot bate, field rushing news, The Challenge evolves, constitutional superlatives, civics and activism, BravoCon panels confirming what we knew, repurposing Peter, #RHOP, Johns Hopkins is one person, local book drama, and an interview with the best constitutional scholar and Member of Congress ever: Congressman Jamie Raskin!

Episode 105: The Best Bun Cozy Ever

In this episode: mahjong idiosyncrasies, hyperbolic airports, wonderful whales, election fouls, rigatoni with peas, a handmaid's glare, unacceptable sky club behavior, slow talking, a brand new segment!, just wondering where those prairie dress ladies are going, hackneyed sayings, Today in Yiddish, boy bites snake, pumpkin water weight, a Texas interloper, NASA getting shiz done, #RHOSLC, Radio Andy News, #RHOBH, #BuyingBeverlyHills, slippers as shoes, an Ian-less quiz, Thanksgiving fun facts, and local albinism drama.


Episode 104: The Best Yeet Ever

In this episode: Important twins news, maceration vs mastication, hydrangea, grouchy guests, lost coats, hot baths, foot love, Today in Yiddish, yeeting, shrinkflation, elderly Spaniards, a hopeful pumpkin, terrible dryer sheets, pineapple swingers, extremely loyal employees, #RHOBH mean girls, waiting for a year for absolutely nothing, glizzies, local park drama, Queen Elizabeth, and the Best Quiz Show Ever.


Episode 103: The Best Rental Ever

In this episode: Pizza tracking, hot tamales, She by Shereé, getting what you pay for, in need of samples, too much of a commitment, scarecrow contests, equanimity, a real shanda, today in yiddish, #hashtag, outfits of the day and fancy dorms at #bamarush, a unifying art piece, cities for Gen Z, an attempted murder caught on tape, science news, literally an Australian shepherd, space debris, where's your head at on Love Island USA, Danielles cry on Seeking Sister Wife, local food truck cult drama, and our interview with the best property management tycoon ever, Steve Schachtman.

Episode 102: The Best Homie Hopper Ever

In this episode:

A crimefighting cat, caffeinated cookies, Besties fallout, Lori Anne Peaches, kind strangers, old friends, arugula, a very fancy flight club, camouflaging gas, foisting, fahhhting, the scourge of broccolini, plural nouns, Today in Yiddish, Kholesterol with a K, the return of #hashtag, #bamarush, sports news, homie hopping, a Willie Wonka-esque emergency, an embarrassment of reality riches, where's your head at on #LoveIslandUSA, science on #SeekingSisterWife, cinema around the world, Turkish Delight, local foot race drama, and an interview with the best film podcaster and cinema expert ever, MUBI star Rico Gagliano!

Episode 101: The Best Huckleberry Ever

In this episode: The seedy underbelly of the huckleberry cabal, happy birthday America, not very good impressions, amazing Montana, Dorinda does not make it nice, Strawberry Shortcake revival, virtue signaling, pernicious, Today in Yiddish, wine country and other machayahs, competitive eating, dramatic MCs, non-sports on ESPN, #RHOBH, Kyle goes too far, Erika is even worse, Nick thinks deep thoughts on Seeking Sister Wife, Bling Empire, local chicken drama, travel, art, and our interview with the best Emmy-award winning creator and TV host ever, Ian Grant!

Episode 99: The Best Narcissist Ever

In this episode: acceptable narcissism, taking theme advice, heeled crocs, monkey pox, dreck from Johnny Depp, a deep Depp venue analysis, lex loci delicti, an historic summit, the dumbest world record ever, a very toddler order, a freak cork accident, #RHONJ, #RHOBH, a Dennis Kwan degree of separation, Grizzly Adams, the Hyperbole bump, the NFL Combine, curious draft picks, sports and parenting, local drama, and the Best Former NFL Player and New TV Host Ever, Ben Leber!

Episode 98: The Best Javelina Ever

In this episode: Back again(!), the humble zucchini, misdiagnoses, plane etiquette, recalcitrance, Today in Yiddish, Depp vs. Heard, revenge pooping testimony, a very sneaky bride, THC lasagna, a javelina in a hatchback, Selling Sunset, RHONJ, the evolution of dating, a heroic dog, a different perspective on Julia Haart, shidduchim, local drama, and an interview with the best Orthodox Life and Love Coach ever, Bella Beer!

Episode 97: The Best Waif Ever

In this episode: Spanish cava, Pam Hupp, Ashton Kutcher is not in the news, a very narrow genre, cream cheese, workshopping Anna, invasive signature scents, wafting waifs, white parties, proscribe vs. prescribe, Today in Yiddish, a husband murder author update, plastic surgery pride, a professional baby namer, science news, an ancient whale, hockey drama, reality TV theory, Shahs of Sunset's Yoko Ono, an erotic Spanish museum, RHOBH trailer, The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again, The Ultimatum, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beaver drama.

Episode 96: The Best Snagglepuss Ever

In this episode: The very best Olympic coverage, follow-up enthusiasm, streaming plus, fake heiresses, the dangers of peroxide, the dumb pie dress trend, sheer vs. shear, Today in Yiddish, vorts, Dutch, Razzlekhan, and the biggest seizure ever, teen Marvel inspiration, an audacious woolly mammoth plan, a nasty Haart divorce, adding a K, unsexyness on RHOSLC, theming out RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beet drama.

Episode 95: The Best Pickle Ever

In this episode: The scourge of paper receipts, pickle ball and white party cliché, envy vs. jealousy, Today in Yiddish, dumb mattresses, knitting is cool, a feline reunion, strange talk on #RHOSLC, Cheer PhD candidates, 52 world records, local sleep drama, and our interview with the best 80s scene (and back now!) singer ever, Cindy Lawson!